10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event