10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.