10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.