10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."