10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders