10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.