10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.