10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --