10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear