10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com