10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?