10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss