10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Welcome to kicker school
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.