10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986