10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for loners.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Welcome to kicker school