10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school