10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!