10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.