10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters