10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright