10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."