10 Random Poker Quotes

Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
in the poker game of life women are the rake
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05