10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers