10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is