10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)