10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.