10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack