10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.