10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright