10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.