10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel