10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22