10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."