10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel