10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson