10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus