10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson