10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event