10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.