10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker