10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."