10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!