10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.