10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from