10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson