10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.