10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• in the poker game of life women are the rake