10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• im going to 2 out you to death