10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.