10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel